make her purrrr like a cat

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i’m 1/4 french, 1/8 danish, 2/3 italian, round to the nearest 10th german, the square root of -1 canadian, y = 0.005x² + 0.45x + 6.5 australian and 1/2 american
white girls (via lcet)

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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

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234rest:

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER IDC IF YOU’RE 5 IF YOU HAVE A GOOD PERSONALITY HMU

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(Source: seducedbystyles)

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lourryislove:

5sexgods-stole-my-ovaries:

seducedbystyles:

i thought of this the minute i saw this

^^ and he was almost too gay gay to function(remind you of anyone?)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO